sleeping s.

The man stared at the woman he brought back from the nudie bar. Her breasts were the same size as his head and he licked them happily. She giggled and said, "Your tongue is rough! Put some of this cream on it." The man reached for the cream and rubbed it on his tongue. After a while the man's tongue was stuck to the woman's breasts. "Oh no! Did you pick up the cream or the super glue?" cried the woman. She hurriedly called the surgeon and an ambulance came to pick them up. When they got there, the man tried desperately to convince the woman that he was alright. She did not understand why until they got into the surgery room. The surgeon was his wife.

funniness: 6.00

rating: R