Miko N.

- Men would sit around and wonder what WE are thinking. - Women with cold hands would give men prostate exams. - PMS would be a legitimate defense in court. - Men would get reputations for sleeping around. - Singles bars would have metal detectors to weed out men hiding wedding rings in their pockets. - A man would no longer be considered a "good catch" simply because he is breathing. - Fewer women would be dieting because their ideal weight standard would increase by 40 pounds. - Shopping would be considered an aerobic activity. - "Ms." Magazine would have an annual swimsuit issue featuring scantily clad male models. - Men would not be allowed to eat gas-producing foods within two hours of bedtime. - Men would be secretaries for female bosses, working twice as hard for none of the credit. - Little girls would read "Snow White and the Seven Hunks." - Men would bring drinks, chips and dip to women watching soap operas. - Men would HAVE to get Playboy for the articles, because there would be no pictures. - Men would learn phrases like: "I'm sorry," " I love you," "You're beautiful," "Of course you don't look fat in that outfit." - Men would be judged entirely by their looks, women by their accomplishments. - Men would pay as much attention to their woman as to their car. - All toilet seats would be nailed down. - Men would work on relationships as much as they work on their careers. - TV news segments on sports would never run longer than 1 minute. - All men would be forced to spend one month in a PMS simulator. - During mid-life crisis, men would get hot-flashes and women would date 19-year-olds. - Overweight men would have their weight brought to their attention constantly. - After a baby is born, men would take a six-week paternity leave to wait on their wives hand and foot. - For basic training, soldiers would have to take care of a two-year old for six weeks.

funniness: 6.34

rating: G