David A.

A woman walked into the doctors and said, "My Husband Is No Fun. He never wants love, never wants sex. Everytime I ask him to shag me it's not the usual "I'll think about it," it's just a blatent "No!" He hides his dick from me, he sleeps in bed with his pyjamas on, he never gets an erection. His sex life is simply awful." The doctor said, "I think you need to give him this viagra pill," and handed him a yellowish coloured pill. "No no no no no no no! He won't take it. He's awful with pills and he dosen't want to be aroused," the woman replied. The doctor said, "Just stick in his tea then. he won't notice." The woman replied, "He dosen't like tea." "What does he like then? Coffee?" the doctor asked. "Yes," the woman replied. "OK," the doctor said. "Come back when you've tried it." So within the next week she was back. "It was awful," she replied. "He climbed on me as if he was in a trance. He kept going on and on about how much he wanted to shag me and to lick my cunt. He felt my tits, snogged me against my will and even got his dick out of his fly and stuck it in my face." "Hmmmmmm," the doctor replied. "Well how can that be really bad? It was what you wanted wasn't it?" "Yes," the woman replied. "But I don't think it'd be a good idea to show my face in McDonalds again."

funniness: 7.25

rating: R