Max N.

1. If I like it, it's mine. 2. If it's in my hand, it's mine. 3. If I can take it away from you, it's mine. 4. If I had it awhile ago, it's mine. 5. If it's mine, it may not appear to be yours in anyway. 6. If I'm doing or building something, all of the pieces are mine. 7. If it looks like mine, it's mine. 8. If I saw it first, it's mine. 9. If you are playing with something and you put it down, it automaticlly becomes mine. 10. If it's broken, it's yours.

funniness: 7.40

rating: G