Charlie K.

The pretty young lady was having a tooth pulled. The dentist gave her the usual "This won't hurt a bit" routine before bending over her with a drill in his hand. He immediately drew back in complete alarm. "Miss," he said in a barely audible whisper, "You have a hold of my testicles!" "Yes, doc, I know," she smiled, "and we aren't going to hurt each other, are we?"

funniness: 7.47

rating: PG