Rick M.

A frustrated wife decided her sex life needed spicing up. After work, she went shopping and picked up a pair of crotchless panties. She went home and donned the new garment, then selected a short skirt to go with it. She greeted her husband when he came home from work and sat across from him as they had a drink. She slowly spread her legs. "Honey, would you like some of this?" she asked enticingly. "Hell no!" he gasped, "Look what it's done to your underwear!"

funniness: 6.42

rating: R