Mark G.

An alien walks into a bar one night. He goes up to the bartender and sticks his finger in the bartenders chest. Then he leaves. The next day he comes back and once again he walks up to the bartender and sticks his finger in the bartenders chest. Then he leaves. The next day the alien comes back and does it again. "Thats it!" yells the bartender, "If you do that one more time I'm gonna kick you in your balls!" The alien, smiling, sticks his finger in the bartenders chest. The bartender jumps up and sees that the alien has no balls. Bewildered, he asks the alien, "How do you have sex?" The alien smiles and pokes the bartender in the chest again.

funniness: 6.48

rating: PG