Addison R.

What do you call a pothead that doesn't inhale? Mr. President. What do you call a bud smoker with two spiffs? Double Jointed. What do you call someone who smokes up every day at 4:21? Chronically late. The Pot Paradox: An empty bowl needs to be filled, a full bowl needs to be emptied!!! What do you call a stoner in a room full of nude supermodels? Passed out and dreaming. How do you hide money from a hippie? Put it under the soap! What do you call a group of blondes standing around in a circle? A Dope Ring How do fish get stoned? Seaweed. What's smoky and sounds like a bell ? BONG! What do you call two pairs of stoners having sex? Baked lays. What do you call it when a stoner spills his stash on the floor? Drug abuse. What do call a pothead that smokes a joint from the wrong end? Stoned. What do you call 20 female hippies in a sauna? Gorillas in the mist.

funniness: 5.80

rating: R