Drew R.

A father and his 4 year old daughter were driving down the interstate. The car in front of them had two people fighting with each other. The lady in the car in front of them cut off her husbands dick and threw it out the window. The dick landed on the windshield of the father and his daughter's car. The little girl asked "what's that thing on the windsheild?" "It's a bug," he said. The little girl said, "Wow, that bug sure had one hell of a big dick!"

funniness: 6.47

rating: R