Kiara U.

Man : Doctor, so are you sure if I take these small blue pills, as you suggest, I will get better? Doctor: Well, sir, lets just put it this way--none of my patients have come back to ask for more... Mary : Johnny, its rude to keep reaching across the table like hat just for a piece if bread. Haven't you got a tounge? Johnny: Yes, but my arms are longer.... Larry: I just got a nice bottle od vodka for my mother-in-law. Harry: Sounds like a nice trade... Victoria: I woulnd't marry you if you were the last person on Earth!! Vic : Well if I were, you wouldn't be here now would you...

funniness: 6.38

rating: G