Dan K.

A while ago there lived a boy. He was different from all other boys because he was born without torso, legs or arms. He lived his life for 21 long years. During this time his father prayed and prayed. On his 21st birthday his father took him to a bar to have his first drink. He took a shot and pop the head grew a torso. Everyone was amazed and told him to take another drink. When he did, poof a leg popped out. He too another shot, and another leg popped out. He took 2 more shots and 2 arms popped out. By this time everyone was cheering for him. He got up from his stool and stumbled out onto the street. Just then a truck went by, hit him, and killed him. The bartender looked at the father and said, "He should have quit while he was a head."

funniness: 6.27

rating: G