Cameron D.

A blonde enters a library after a hard day at work. She casually walks up to the librarian and says very loudly, "I would like a Big Mac, fries, and a large Coke." The librarian, only slightly amused, replies, "You're in a library dear." The blonde, feeling very embarrassed, lowers her voice to a whisper and says, "Sorry, I would like a Big Mac, fries, and a large Coke."

funniness: 6.52

rating: PG