Sam R.

A horse and chicken were playing near a pit when the horse falls in. The Horse says, "Help, Help, go get the farmer!" The chicken says, "I've got a better idea." So the chicken goes and gets the truck and pulls out the horse. The next day the horse and chicken were playing by the pit and this time, the chicken falls in and says, "Help, Help go get he truck!" The horse says, "Now I've got a better idea. Grab my dick and I'll pull you out." So the chicken grabs hold of the horse's dick and the horse pulls out the chicken. The moral of the store is if the have a big dick you don't need a truck to pick up chicks!

funniness: 6.49

rating: R