Sway B.

1. EXCITABLE: Shorts half twisted around, cannot find hole, rips shorts. 2. SOCIABLE: Joins friends in piss whether he has to or not. 3. NOSEY: Looks into next urinal to see how the other guy is fixed. 4. TIMID: Cannot piss if someone is watching, flushes urinal as if he had already, comes back later. 5. INDIFFERENT: All urinals being used, pisses in the sink. 6. CLEVER: No hands, fixes tie, looks around and usually pisses on the floor. 7. WORRIED: Not sure of where he has been lately, makes quick inspection. 8. FRIVOLOUS: Plays stream up, down and across urinals, tries to hit fly or bug. 9. ABSENT-MINDED: Opens vest, pulls out tie, pisses in pants. 10. CHILDISH: Pisses directly into bottom of urinal, likes to see the bubbles. 11. SNEAKY: Farts silently while pissing, acts very innocent, knows man in the next stall will get blamed. 12. PATIENT: Stands very close for a long time, reads newspaper with free hand. 13. DESPARATE: Waits in long line, teeth floating, pisses in pants. 14. TOUGH: Bangs dick on side of urinal to dry it. 15. EFFICIENT: Waits until he has to crap, then does both. 16. FAT: Backs up and takes a blind shot at urinal, pisses in shoes. 17. LITTLE: Stands on box, falls in, drowns. 18. DRUNK: Holds left thumb in right hand, pisses in pants. 19. DISGRUNTLED: Stands for a while, gives up, walks away. 20. CONCEITED: Holds two inch dick like a baseball bat. 21. IMPATIENT: Always in a hurry, pisses down back of guy using urinal in front of him. 22. HUNTER: Gets out of camper, unzips fly, steps of cliff, never pisses, but does scare the shit out of himself. 23. WITHDRAWN: Places feet in urinal, pisses down leg, thus eliminate noise. 24. CROSS-EYED: Looks into urinal to the left, pisses into one in the center, flushes one on the right. 25. CURIOUS: Looks over at neighbor, pisses in neighbor's pocket. 26. COMPETITIVE: Stands back, and challenges others to distance contest. 27. SHOW OFF: Stands with back to urinal, and slings tool over shoulder. 28. CONFUSED: Woman in wrong washroom wondering what's with the funny sinks.

funniness: 7.70

rating: PG-13