jonny b.

A nun in a full black habit was walking past a bar when a drunk stumbled out, saw her, and punched her in the nose. Before she could scream, he landed another sloppy one-two and an uppercut. When she went down, he proceeded to kick her in the ribs with his scuffed business shoes. As a crowed gathered, the drunk stopped and staggered back, and slurred, "You're not so tough, Batman!"

funniness: 6.43

rating: PG