Tyce F.

A human being was successfully cloned in Holland. It was perfect in every way, except for his phenomenal attachment to foul language, scatological humor, offensive gestures, and exposing himself in public. While the experiment was successful beyond everyone's wildest dreams, this one quirk was a huge embarrassment. No matter what the scientists tried they couldn't get the clone to change. Finally, the enraged scientist in charge of the project pushed him out the window, and the clone fell--SPLAT--to his death. Colleagues were appalled, but also relieved. Since the clone wasn't an actual human, the legal system couldn't figure out how the scientist should be charged. Prosecutors finally charged him with making an obscene clone fall.

funniness: 5.53

rating: PG