Susie S.

Well one day this teacher was trying to explain evolution to her kindergarten class. She uses a little boy named Tommy to help her. This is what happened that day. Teacher: Tommy can you go outside and look at the tree? Tommy: Ok (Tommy goes outside looks at the tree and comes back in) Teacher: Did you see the tree? Tommy: Yep. Teacher: Ok, now I want you to go outside and look at the grass. (Tommy goes outside looks at the grass and comes back in.) Teacher: Tommy, did you see the grass? Tommy: Yes. Teacher: Ok. Tommy, go back outside and look at the sky. (Tommy goes outside looks at the sky and comes back in) Teacher: Did you see the sky? Tommy: Yea. Teacher: Ok now one last time Tommy. I want you to go outside and look back up into the sky. Tommy: Ok. (Tommy goes back outside and looks back at the sky.) Teacher: Now Tommy, did you see God? Tommy: No. Teacher: That's right. Because He's not there. (Then a six year old girl stands up and asks the teacher if she could do something. The teacher said fine.) Girl: Tommy go back outside and look at the tree. Tommy: (A little annoyed) OOOOKKK. (Tommy looks at it and comes back in.) Girl: Did you see it? Tommy: YES!! Girl: Ok Tommy, now look at the teacher. (Tommy looks) Girl: Do you see her? Tommy: Yea. Girl: Did you see her brain? Tommy: No. Girl: Well with what she just taught us today she must not have one.

funniness: 6.97

rating: PG