Eamonn G.

The teacher asked the third grade class to use the word "contagious" in a sentence. Ben raised his hand and said, "The measles are contagious." Emma followed up with, "The chicken pox are contagious." Little Johnny chimed in, "Me and my dad were watching the match when I did my homework and the man across the street was building a wall, it was raining. My dad said, 'It's gonna take that cunt ages!'"

funniness: 6.44

rating: PG