Mike B.

You've heard the tale of Robin Hood And how he did the poor people good But there is more to this famous story Of Sherwood Forests pride and glory At night when all the robbing was done The merry men would have some fun In fact it would be fair to say The merry men were rather gay As Little John starts to unwind Robin took him from behind And as they frolic in the grass Robin rammed it up his ass One night when they were all at play A gorgeous maiden came their way She sauntered up to Friar Tuck And said I'm Marion wanna fuck The Friar couldn't believe his ears She's offering sex to us old queers While he recovered from the shock Robin presented her with his cock Marion clothes were off in a flash The merry men all had a bash For Marion this was all sheer bliss As they filled her every orifice When it was done she gave a whine Thank you boys for a lovely time But for the pleasure you must pay I've got the pox now have a nice day Now listen here said Friar Tuck We don't really give a fuck The laughs on you you stupid cow We've all got aids so who's fucked now!

funniness: 6.46

rating: R