Rachel R.

A woman was having an affair during the day while her husband was at work. One day she was in bed with her boyfriend when she heard her husband's car pull into the driveway. She yelled at the boyfriend, "Hurry! Grab your clothes and jump out the window, my husband's home early!" The boyfriend looked out the window and said, "I can't jump out the window! It's raining like hell out there!" She said, "If my husband catches us in here, he'll kill us both!" So the boyfriend grabbed his clothes and jumped out the window. As he began running down the street, he discovered he'd run right into the middle of a town marathon, so he ran along with the others. Still naked, his clothes tucked under his arm, he tried to blend in as best he could. One of the runners asked him, "Do you always run in the nude?" He answered, while gasping for air, "Oh, yes, it feels so free having the air blow over your skin while you run." The other runner then asked the nude man, "Do you always run carrying your clothes under your arm?" The nude man answered breathlessly, "Oh, yes, that way I can get dressed right at the end of the run for the drive home." The runner then asked, "Do you always wear a condom when you run?" The nude man replied, "Only if it's raining."

funniness: 7.39

rating: R