Ice M.

A boy walks in on his parents having sex. Curious, he asks "What are you doing?" Dad replies, "You know how you always wanted a little brother? I'm putting one in your mom." The next day the dad comes home and sees the his son crying on the porch and he asks, "What's wrong?" The kid answers, "Remember how you put my brother in mommy last night? Well, the mailman came by today and ate it!"

funniness: 7.44

rating: R