Mike R.

When you're 4... success is... Not peeing in your pants. When you're 12... success is... Having friends. When you're 16... success is... Having A driver's license. When you're 20... success is... Having sex. When you're 35... success is... Having money. When you're 50... success is... Having money. When you're 60... success is... Having sex. When you're 70... success is... Having A driver's license. When you're 75... success is... Having friends. When you're 80... success is... Not peeing in your pants.

funniness: 7.30

rating: G