Mark M.

1. Your mama is so ugly, not even the devil would want her sorry ass. 2. Your mama is so fat, not even God can lift her fat ass. 3. Your mama is so short, even ants make fun of her height. 4. Your mama is so sluty, not even Bill Clinton will touch her. 5. Your mama is so stinky, even a picture of her keeps the masses away. 6. Your mama is so pitiful, the devil doesn't have enough brass to pull her into hell. 7. Your mama is so old, she predate God. 8. Your mama is so disease ridden, she could give God a cold. 9. Your mama is so tall, Cubans pay her to lay down on the gulf to get across. 10. Your mama is so bitchy, female dogs mistake her as one their own.

funniness: 5.20

rating: PG