Pamela O.

One day, a lifeguard was sitting on her high chair at the beach. She suddenly heard someone yell, "Dick is drowning!" She looked toward the sea and saw a man was drowning. She assumed he was Dick. She jumped off her high chair and ran out into the sea. She fished him out and brought him back to shore. People surrounded her and Dick. They gasped and one lady asked, "Is he dead?" The lifeguard answered, "No, see he is cumming to. He just needs a blow."

funniness: 6.39

rating: R