Nevyn L.

The National Transportation Safety Board recently divulged they had covertly funded a project with the U.S. auto market for the past five years, in which the auto makers were installing black boxes in four-wheel drive pick-up trucks in an effort to determine the circumstances in the last 15 seconds before the crash in fatal accidents. They were surprised to find in 49 of the 50 states the last words of drivers in 74.7 percent of fatal crashes were, "Oh, Shit!" Only in the state of Texas were the results different, where 92.3 percent of the final words were, "Hey Y'all, hold my beer and watch this!"

funniness: 7.40

rating: PG