Arasp B.

Mr. Smith: Have my wife's blood test results come in yet? Receptionist: Yes, but there's been a mix up. Mr. Smith: Why? What happened? Receptionist: Your Mrs: Smith got mixed up with another. One has Alzimers the other has AIDS. Mr. Smith: Shit! Can I take the test over? Receptionist: Usually, yes, if you have a PPO, but you have an HMO. They only pay once for the test. Mr. Smith: So what does the doctor recommend I do? Receptionist: The doctor recommends you drop your wife off in the middle of town. If she finds her way home don't sleep with her.

funniness: 7.27

rating: PG