Abes D.

One day a dead elephant was discovered in a zoo. Spectators watch in horror as the zoo keeper announced the cause of this tragic scene, "It is belived that the elephant comitted suicide." "How is that possible?!" yelled the crowd? "Easy," said the zoo keeper, "you take the trunk, you stick it up the ass and blow its brains out!"

funniness: 4.42

rating: R