It'S M.

BOY : Since we met, I can't eat or drink... GIRL: Why not? BOY : I'm broke. BOY : I can't leave you. GIRL: Do you love me so much? BOY : It's not that. You're standing on my foot. BOY : May I hold your hand? GIRL: No thanks, it isn't heavy. GIRL: Did you miss me while I was away? BOY : Were you away? GIRL: Who was that girl I saw you kissing last night? BOY : What time was it? GIRL: Say you love me! Say you love me! BOY : You love me... GIRL: If we become engaged will you give me a ring? BOY : Sure, what's your phone number? GIRL: I think the poorest people are the happiest. BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple. CAROL: Do you remember when you proposed to me? I was so overwhelmed, I couldn't speak for an hour.. PETER: Yes Darling, that was the happiest hour of my life. GIRL: Darling, I want to dance like this forever. BOY : Don't you ever want to improve? BOY : I love you and I could die for you! GIRL: How soon? SHARON: Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss? TRACY : I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth.

funniness: 6.36

rating: G