Tristan R.

There was an American soldier who had just come back from war. He was walking up and down the train and he came to a lady whose dog was sitting next to her. The soldier asked if he could have the seat but the woman refused. So the soldier went up and down the train again and found himself back near the woman. So the soldier asked again but the lady still refused. The soldier had had enough so he picked up the dog and threw her out the window. The woman asked somebody to help her and a man from across the isle said, "You americans are so dumb! First you drive on the wrong side of the road, and now you threw the wrong bitch out the window!"

funniness: 5.98

rating: PG