Sarah I.

OSLO, Norway - A Norwegian woman is using the cleavage between her breasts as a nest to help incubate a bird's egg. Anne-Mette Smette, a 58-year-old former hospital midwife, reckons the speckled green and brown egg should hatch in several weeks. She aims to keep it in her cleavage, even when sleeping at night, to keep it warm. A farmer found the egg, believed to belong to a curlew, apparently abandoned last week. Smette tried to get a hen to incubate the egg but the bird refused. Her husband, Knut, was under instructions not to touch her breasts for fear of cracking the egg.

funniness: 5.32

rating: PG