Sarah I.

SALISBURY, Md. - A 10-year-old boy has been charged with assault for allegedly snapping girls' bras. The Pittsville Elementary pupil, was accused of assaulting five girls, ages 8 to 11, earlier this month. He was suspended from school for three days. The boy was charged with four counts of assault for allegedly snapping girls' bras and one count of sex offense for allegedly touching a girl's buttocks. [When asked why he did these things, he replied "I want to be President one day."]

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