Karen C.

This geek goes into a bar with his stud friend and asks him how to get a date. The stud says, "Just watch me and do what I do and you will have a date in no time." The geek watches his friend go right up to a beatiful woman and start talking to her. He asks is she wants to go home with him and the girl agrees. The geek assures himself that he can do the same thing. He walks up to a beautiful woman and starts talking to her. He says, "Would you like to come with me?" The woman says, "Sure, but I have to tell you I am on my menstrual cycle." The geek replies, "That's okay. I have my Moped out back."

funniness: 5.39

rating: PG