Teri B.

A husband and wife were sitting at the breakfast table and the man was reading the ads in the paper. He looked up and said, "Here is a great sale on tires!" His wife replied, "What do you want tires for? You don't have a car." He says. "I don't complain when you go out and buy a new bra, do I?

funniness: 7.10

rating: PG