Danee C.

-Everyone who ticks him or her off gets a $26,000 phone bill. -Has won the Publisher's Clearing House Sweepstakes three years running. -When asked for their phone number, they give it in hex. -Seems strangely calm whenever the office LAN goes down. -Somehow gets HBO on their PC at work. -Mumbled, "Oh, puh-leeeez!" 295 times during the movie "The Net." -Massive 401k contribution made in half-cent increments. -Their video dating profile lists "public-key encryption" among turn-ons. -Instead of the "Welcome" voice on AOL, you overhear, "Good Morning, Mr./Mrs. President." -You hear them murmur, "Let's see you use that VISA card now, Professor "I-Don't-Give-A's-In-Computer-Science!"

funniness: 7.25

rating: PG