Jessica G.

There once was a little boy who went to catch the bus, and every morning he would do the same thing, eat a few candies, and then pet a little kitty cat, so finally the bus driver asked him, "Why do you do the same thing every morning?" The little boy replied, "Cause my dad said that every morning he pops a few pills pets a little pussy move on down, move on down!"

funniness: 5.22

rating: R