Bill The B.

Twas on the good ship Venus, By Christ you should have seen us! The figurehead was a whore in bed And the mast was a raging penis. The captain's name was Morgan, A homosexual gorgan! Three times a day he used to play With his erotic organ The captain's wife was Mabel Whenever she was able, She'd lie prostrate with the second mate Upon the captain's table. The ship's dogs name was Rover, The crew they bowled him over. They screwed that hound around and round From Adelaide to Dover. The captain's eldest daughter Was swimming in the water. Delighted squeals revealed that eels Had found her sexual quarter. The cabin boy was Pipper, An artful little nipper. He stuffed his arse with broken glass And circumcised the skipper!

funniness: 5.81

rating: R