Courtney I.

There was a blonde and she was down on her knees near a street light as if she were looking for something. An officer stopped and said, "Lady, what are you looking for?" She said, "I lost my diamond ring and I can't find it." He asked her if she lost it there and she said, "No, I lost it a couple blocks away from here but the light is better here."

funniness: 5.73

rating: PG