Alex A.

The following breeds are now recognized by the AKC: Collie + Lhasa Apso Collapso: a dog that folds up for easy transport Spitz + Chow Chow Spitz-Chow: a dog that throws up a lot Pointer + Setter Poinsetter: a traditional Christmas pet Great Pyrenees + Dachshund Pyradachs: a puzzling breed Pekingnese + Lhasa Apso Peekasso: an abstract dog Irish Water Spaniel + English Springer Spaniel Irish Springer: a dog fresh and clean as a whistle Labrador Retriever + Curly Coated Retriever Lab Coat Retriever: the choice of research scientists Newfoundland + Basset Hound Newfound Asset Hound: a dog for financial advisors Terrier + Bulldog Terribull: a dog that makes awful mistakes Bloodhound + Labrador Blabador: a dog that barks incessantly Malamute + Pointer Moot Point: owned by....oh, well, it doesn't matter anyway Collie + Malamute Commute: a dog that travels to work Deerhound + Terrier Derriere: a dog that's true to the end Bull Terrier + Shitzu: Oh, never mind....

funniness: 5.57

rating: PG