Isis B.

A woman, impatiently waiting for her husband to get off the computer asks in a frenzy of madness. "Why is a modem any better than a woman?!" The man, sitting up, did not have to think at all. "Well, dear, the answer is right under your nose." He said, patting the CPU. "You see, the modem doesn't complain if I sit here and play games, A modem doesn't mind if I talk to other modems, a modem doesn't have purse it can hit you with when it gets mad. And the MOST IMPORTANT reason is that a modem comes with an instruction manual." -Isis

funniness: 6.43

rating: PG