Goo F.

One day a women was walking and she found a lamp. She started rubbing it and out popped a genie. He said, "I will give you one wish." she said, "I want my breasts bigger." so he said, "okay, every time a person walks into to you and says pardon me, your breasts will grow 1 centimetre round." So she's walking down the street, and a European man bumps into her and says, "Pardon me! A thousand times." That afternoon she went jogging in the park, and the next morning news paper's headline said, "Man Hit By Speeding Torpeedos."

funniness: 5.14

rating: R