Sassy G.

This man, one day, dies and goes to hell. He goes to the first level of hell, and sees this ugly fat girl. The girl says to him, "Screw me or go to success." So the guy says, "No thanks, I'll go to success" Then he is at the next level of hell, when he sees this really ugly disgusting girl. The girl says, "Screw me or go to success." The guy says he'd rather go to success. So he then goes on to this other level of hell, and sees this beautiful girl who says, "Screw me or go to success." The guy hesitates for a while, and says, "I don't feel like it today, so I'll go to success, whatever the heck that is." So then he goes to the lowest level in hell, and he sees this fat ugly man. The ugly man steps up to the guy, and says "Hi, my name is Ses." *Success = suck Ses

funniness: 5.54

rating: R