Alex A.

A man sat at a bar, drinking slowly, obviously feeling down in the dumps. The bartender asked, "What's the matter? Having troubles with your wife?" The man said, "We had a fight, and she told me she wasn't going to speak to me for a month." The bartender said, "Don't take this the wrong way, but shouldn't that make you happy?" The man said, "Not if the month is up today!"

funniness: 7.32

rating: PG