Viet A.

Confucius says... Man who keep feet firmly on ground have trouble putting on pants. Confucius says... If you want pretty nurse, you got to be patient. Confucius says... Passionate kiss, like spider web, lead to undoing of fly. Confucius says... Better to be pissed off than pissed on. Confucius says... Couple on 7 day honeymoon make whole week. Confucius says... Squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts. Confucius says... Rape impossible. Woman run faster with skirt up, than Man with pants down. Confucius says... He who run behind bus get exhausted. Confucius says... Man with tight trousers is pressing his luck. Confucius says... He who fishes in others' holes often catches crabs.

funniness: 7.22

rating: R