Andrea A.

Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations? Why do people without out a watch look at their wrist when you ask them what time it is? Why do you ask someone without a watch what time it is? Who is General Failure and why is he reading my disk ? The light went out, but where to? How come when I call Information they can't tell me where my keys are? Why do people go to Burger King and order a Double Whopper with a large French fry and insist on getting a Diet Coke? Why is the alphabet in that order? If the universe is everything, and scientists say that the universe is expanding, what is it expanding into? If you got into a taxi and he started driving backwards, would the taxi driver end up owing you money? When two airplanes almost collide why do they call it a near miss? It sounds like a near hit to me! Who's bigger? Mr. Bigger or Mr. Bigger's baby! Mr. Bigger's baby because he is a little bigger! Do fish get cramps after eating? How come abbreviated is such a long word? Why are there 5 syllables in the word "monosyllabic"? If the plural of "mouse" is "mice, shouldn't the plural of "house" be "hice"? What happens to the holes when all the cheese has been eaten? If you put orange juice in the freezer it becomes frozen, then why when you squeeze an orange doesn't it become squozen? Why is there only one Monopolies commission? Why do ballet dancers always dance on their toes? Wouldn't it be easier to just hire taller dancers? Why do scientists call it research when looking for something new? If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Don't think that you're thinking. If you think that you're thinking you only think that you're thinking. When I erase a word with a pencil, where does it go? If a train station is where a train stops, what is a workstation? Why is it, when a door is open it's ajar, but when a jar is open, it's not adoor?

funniness: 6.41

rating: PG