Deb D.

Two guys, Joe and Dave, were talking and the conversation got around to who was the better friend. Joe asked Dave, "If I was bitten by a rattlesnake in my arm, what would you do?" Dave answers, "I'd cut the wound and suck out the poison." Joe continues, "If I was bitten by a cobra in the leg, what would you do?" Dave replies, "I'd lance it and suck out the venom." Joe persists, "And what would you do if a cottonmouth bit be in the butt?" Dave thinks a few seconds, then says, "That's when you'll know who your true friend is."

funniness: 5.84

rating: PG