Travis P.

One night a sensitive man was throwing a party in which you had to come dressed up as a certain emotion. So that night the man was greeting people at the door. The first man came up dressed in green and said he was happy. The second man was dressed in red and said he was mad. Close by, there was a man that wanted to join the party, but had no costume So he went to the pear tree a few feet away from him and picked off a pear. He got naked and put the pear on the end of his dick. He went up to the man and the man said what feeling are you supposed to be? he replied, "I am fucking dis-pair."

funniness: 5.63

rating: R