Janey J.

A blonde is trying to sell her car, but with no luck, for her car has been through 100,000 Miles. One day a passing brunnete helps her. She says, "If you really want to sell your car" she says, handing the blonde a piece of paper "Then go to this address, it's a car repair shop. Tell the guy I sent you and get him to turn the miles on your car back to 50,000 miles. That should make it easier to sell." Well, a week after that, the brunnete saw the blonde driving in the same car. "Didn't you sell the car?" she asked the blonde. She replied, "Why should I? The car only has 50,000 miles on it."

funniness: 6.48

rating: PG