Nick M.

There was a guy in the army that was ready to be promoted. But first the sergeant had to quiz him on the history of military and current events. Just when the man thought he had completed his test successfully, the sergeant asked, "What is the significance of March 9th?" The man's mind raced through all the possibilties and could not think of one. Then the sergeant replied, "Your wife will be happy to know you forgot her birthday."

funniness: 6.50

rating: PG