Rocker B.

* I know when you've been bad or good, so let's skip the small talk, sister! * Hey Babe, when was the last time you did it in a sleigh? * Ever make it with a fat guy with a whip? * Some of my best toys run on batteries... * I see you when you're sleeping - and you don't wear any underwear, do you? * Screw the "nice" list -- I've got you on my "nice AND naughty" list! * Wanna join the "Mile High" club? * That's not a candy cane in my pocket, honey. I'm just glad to see you!

funniness: 6.39

rating: PG