Wesley F.

A man who was the army reserve one day he got a call to come and and get his things. He was going to war! So he went in got up to the counter and said, "I need all the stuff I need for war!" The guy at the counter said, "I am all out but I will tell you what; any time you are surrounded by the enemy just yell out, 'Bazooka! Bazooka! and they will all fall over dead!" The guy says, "Cool! Thanks!" The next day the guy went to war and sure enough just minutes after being there he was surrounded by the enemy! So he thought back and yelled out, "Bazooka! Bazooka!" and they all fell over dead except one. He yelled out, "Tank! Tank!"

funniness: 4.33

rating: G